Meme Time!
In lieu of an actual update, here are the answers to that Fannish Top 5 Meme--

For ariadneelda Top 5 Pairings Besides Snarry:

1.Harry/Remus
2.Harry/Sirius
3.Harry/Sirius/Remus (does that count?)
4.Snape/Lupin
5.Alan/Dan

For gnomad Top 5 Ways Dan Would Make Alan Jealous (hypothetically of course)

1.Going out with that Tom Felton to the cricket.
2.Blathering on and on about Gary Oldman.
3.Getting career advice from Branaugh of all people.
4.Two words: Bonnie Wright
5.Constantly nipping off to Rupert's ice cream van.

For candygram Top 5 Known Public Places I'd Let Snape and Harry Have Sex:

1.accioslash's house.
2.In the van that cruisedirector and I will rent and fit with cameras for just that purpose.
3.On the new syndicated Fox show, "So You Think You Can Shag?"
4.Hogwarts. Great Hall. Head Table.
5.At the next HP Conference in Orlando...who would suspect it wasn't them and not, say, strippers? Just sayin'.

For isisanubus Top 5 Things That Drew/Draw/Keep You Writing Snarry:

1.I never get tired of coming up with new ways for them to be together.
2.I love how much they truly need each other, how they can heal the broken parts of each other.
3.The age/power/magic/experience differences are endlessly fascinating.
4.I'm very, um, emotionally invested in making sure they have a happy ending!
5.Being in such distinguished company as my favorite writers!

For xena_2001de Top Five Snarry fucking loving positions:

1.The Hogwarts Hustle
2.Felix Fellatio
3.Clanging the Ol' Cauldron
4.Broomstick of Venus
5.Riding the Moving Staircase

For felaineTop 5 Of My Fics I'd Most Like To See in Art Form (drawings, comics, video):

This one was hard, because I've been very blessed by fan artists doing illustrations for my stories. My current wish list would include:

1.Anything, anything from The Black Asphodel. One of the reasons for wanting to write it was the amazing clothes from that era and frankly, Snape was born to wear a cravat!
2.Same for The Living Years—I would love to see Harry and young!Snape interacting year by year while Severus grows up.
3.I Dream of Harry—because Harry in a genie outfit will never grow old to me.
4.I've always wanted to see Harry's reaction to Gingerbread!Snape and Gingerbread!Harry fucking in Nothing Says Christmas.
5.I'd love to see Snape and BadlyCross-Dressed Harry on the staircase with all the animal portraits from The Man Who.

For accioslashTop 5 Fics You've Always Wanted to Write But Haven't:

Another hard one! (can you tell I saved the hard ones for last?) Because fics I really want to write, I have ideas for, so here are a few I just have the vaguest notions for but think would be really fun to write...someday.

1.This one I've had pieces of written out nearly since I got into fandom but am not sure I have anything original to say on the subject—anyway, I'd love to do a story where Sirius raises Harry and is...perplexed when Harry goes away to school and becomes friends (at first) with Snape.
2.A smokin' hot threesome with Harry/Snape and Remus. Again, this goes back to my early days in Snarry fandom when Diana Williams was still writing Snarry and she wrote a lot of that threesome that spoiled me into wanting to try it myself.
3.Last year I did holiday cards where Snape ends up running Prince Motorcycle Works and I've sort of wanted to do the backstory I had in my head when I was working on the cards.
4.The Man Who Came To Dinner—as a Snape/Harry story.
5.A (mostly) non-magical AU, set...hmmm....better not say too much about this one since I'm going to write it as soon as I finish Accioslash's Live Long And Marry fic...

For venturousTop 5 Canon Snarry Moments (and how to improve them):

1.Will anything ever get any better than "he was on fours on the floor of Snape's office again"? Such a gift, such a gift. And of course the only thing that could improve it would be if Snape saw all those wicked, dirty things Harry was obviously thinking about him and they shagged right there on the floor...
2.Have to include the scene in the Shrieking Shack where Snape, supposedly mortally wounded, gives Harry what he needs to know to fulfill his mission to kill the Dark Lord, which could only be improved by OMG HARRY GET OUT THE DITTANY THAT YOU'VE USED IN EVERY OTHER SCENE AND SAVE SNAPE BEFORE HE'S TOAST! **ahem** Um, of course then hot hurt/comfort sex could ensue...
3.What Snarry moment list would be complete without the Forest of Dean moment, when Snape, spying a stripping Harry, lingers to wank watch.
4.Legilimancy Lessons—where I thought I would explode reading about reading each other's thoughts and pasts and hot, hot fantasies about each other, buried deeply in their subconcious and...um, okay, that might have just been me...
5.In the first book where Snape saves Harry from falling off his broom and eventually Harry realizes it and knows Snape has actually saved him, has been looking out for him all along and hot, hot, dirty wrong chan ensues and um...I think I might need some private time now....